More anonymized truths, from the paper in my pocket:

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Neighborhood Library
Payment Receipt
02/28/09 01:16 PM

PATRON: CHARLEMAGNE, FRANCIS U.

Category: fine
For: instigator
Paid Amount: 0.75

Balance Due: 0.00

Workstation: irvcr003
Cash Drawer: 2
Transaction: 1996745

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I always knew that someday I'd have to pay.

(Actually, it was for a particular borrowed album. But apropos nonetheless.

At least the tag wasn't sticking out.)