So. OK, the internet is always on at my house. Inevitably, I go looking at it.

Ran into one of the brazillions of places where people are posting New Year's resolutions.

Someone said there, in a way that was meant to be read, that her single goal was to:

"loose wait"

Oh, no, sweetie; no, honey, no.

That's not the kind of thick everyone means, when you hear them talking about you.

It was brilliant, though, in a "the spill checker said it was OK" kind of way.

May your days be merry... and BRIGHT.