I'm not going to kid you, there are more satisfying things to be doing in those last few minutes before sleep on any given evening. But...

Standing in your doorway, with all of yours happily asleep behind you, tipping up the last of your second really good beer...

As the wind begins to rustle the leaves you just regained, as raindrops start to fall and the thunder begins...

It'll do.

Right now I can't see it, but I know the lightning's close.